Thursday, February 7, 2008

oh the horror

well it was a tough one this morning. things started out nicely, but quickly devolved. when i got home from work last night, evie was really tired. no afternoon nap = falling asleep at 5:30. then she slept through till 4:51 am. sounds pretty nice, right? well, i guess it was just lulling me into a false sense of complacency.

we got up. played. had some breakfast. the usual. then she had a poopy diaper. got that all cleaned up, and since she's had diaper rash lately i decided to let her go au naturale for a while. i think you know where this story is headed...

evie was happily frolicking in her shirt, shoes and socks. her bottom joyfully exposed. i stepped out of the room for a moment to take care of something, and by the time i came back, things weren't so happy for mom anymore.

what's that over there by the crib? a piece of wet cardboard, perhaps? i wish. that'd be a piece of poo i picked up with my bare hands. right next to a really big pile of poo. ugh. pick it up dispose of it, come back to the room. what??!! more poo!!!??? didn't you already go twice? and you stepped in it!? ugh. ugh.

let's just say my girl and i both had to have an outfit change this morning by the time this was over with.

calgon, take me away!

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